Impressively-labeled Canister

 is a Cypher of equipment in Torment: Tides of Numenera.

Description
Even though this round tin is a relic of some forgotten past, the label is bright and pristine. Archaic script swims across it, shimmering and melting into the Truth. --- Feeling limp in your lockets, chammey? Weak in the tethers? When you're too tired to scrap, reach for this freshly-sealed cannister of Dill and Dew's Patented Pounding! Direction: Open up a can. Repeat as needed. Possible Side Effects: May encourage you to Break Faces and Save The Day. Can result in severe injury or death. Please do not use with the slightest bit of caution, as that would completely ruin the point of the product. If you're still breaking faces after four hours, consider yourself lucky.

Location

 * Miel Avest: Sold by Lady Anshe.